Friday, February 28, 2014

It Is Never Too Late To Fly



“Dear God. Make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far, far away from here”

Do not fear the open world. Never in the history of men has the world been so vast, where human knowledge of each continents, land and sea increases every day, and yet, no corner of the world is too far away or isolated that it is inaccessible by a determined and imaginative man.

Within many of us lies a desire to travel, some more so than others, to see the majesty of what the world has to offer, to experience living in cultures far from our own, to witness the miracle of nature in its untainted, unhindered state, and to stand agog at the prowess of human science, technology and engineering.

And yet for most of us this dream is never fulfilled. We delay the pursuit of adventure and although the desire itself never goes away, the will to do something about it dies a slow sure death. We make self-defeating excuses for which we hold up as a worn-out shield against the dogged belief that we are short-changing ourselves in living a fuller life. It could be monetary limits; it may be constraints of familial obligations; maybe it is an unwilling partner who doesn’t share this dream. Whatever the excuse is, I submit that it all boils down to one thing – fear. Fear of facing the consequences of a wrong decision. Fear that there is no longer time to move to a country not of your birth as youth slips away, as they always do. Well, let me tell you, it is never too late to fly. The only time when it is too late is when you are dead. Some people may be privileged enough to be given opportunities when they were younger, but there is no law that prohibits an older person from seeking for pastures of a different type and colour, across the fences we call oceans and seas.

There is no stronger prison in the world than the prison of our own construction. We allow our fears to form steel bars and brick walls around us, and our excuses, the wardens. Only when we stop making excuses for ourselves do we regain control of the direction of our lives. And only when we regain control of the direction, can we point it towards the places we want to go.

And oh, the places you can go.

One of the giants in literature, Dr. Seuss, wrote:

“You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
Any direction you choose.”

The things you will be amazed by, the experiences to be experienced when you travel, and really travel, not just sight-seeing or holidaying, is limited only by your imagination. Write your bucket list today, share it with your loved ones and your friends to make it real, make it a part of the world that you live in, rather than just a vague intangible list residing in the back of your heart and mind.

God did give us wings – we just call them feet.

Of course, you will certainly meet challenges along your journey. One cannot enjoy the view from the pinnacle of a mountain without enduring and conquering the ascension. This is when your creativity and ability to adapt is tested. When you are out of your comfort zone, you may surprise even yourself in discovering fortitude and talent that you would have never known you had if you had not set out on your voyage. Do not give up easily, and most importantly, do not let fear handicap you. If there is ever one advice that I hold dear to me, it is that I will always have a home back in my own country. What is the worst that I have to fear, then?

Make me a bird so that I may fly far away.

The first line of this little piece of musing is a quote from the movie “Forrest Gump”. A young Jenny prayed to be taken away from the abuses of her father. I may have hijacked it for my own purposes, but everyone has a reason to pray for flights to where their hearts desire.

What is your reason?


(Recommended reading for the young and the old, and everyone between young and old, Dr Seuss “Oh, The Places You’ll Go)

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Listicles - The List of 7 Lists To End All Lists aka The List You Have To Read



I hate listicles. No, wait. I love listicles. No, I abhor them. I can't make up my mind. What do you call a relationship where you love and hate the other person at the same time?

Ah yes.

A marriage.

Some might wonder what a "listicle" is. Well, it is not a lipstick for balls, since calling that slam-dunk of a product a "lipsticle" would make more sense. Come to think of it, this is a money-making idea! I am trademarking "Lipsticle - For Women" - When applying lipsticks on your lips is just more fun for your men.

No. A listicle is an article, or what passes for one nowadays, made up almost entirely of a list. For example, just scrolling down Facebook, one is bound to come across links to listicles with titles such as "Top Ten Rules Every Marriage Should Live By" or "Six Ways To Get Ripped For The Summer".

It is a boon for writers and writers wannabes since it is so easy to write. Grammar are usually thrown out of the window. Structural no sense it needs to make. there is no need to worried about punctuation there is NO NEED TO PAY HEED TO CAPITALISATION.

It is however, a form of writing that is so easy that many budding writers are jumping on to the bandwagon (or "bad"wagon, as I like to call any trend that annoys me. Haha. I am so funny). Online magazines and websites are publishing them by the truckloads since publishing nowadays means clicking a button and releasing 'em articles into the public domain, fingers-crossed, hopping that they go viral. This has inevitably lead to good listicles, rare as they may be, getting lost among the rubbish ones.

The digital generation is also to blame for the rise and rise of the listicles. People just do not have the necessary attention span to read anything that takes more than five minutes. In fact, if you are still reading this at this point, Congratulations! You are only two out of ten who has stuck with me this far. The other eight have flipped me off and switch their mobile screens to Flappy Bird.

So what is an aspiring peddler of words to do in the face of such literature calamity?

Well, join them of course.

The following is a list of listicles that in my humble and yet infuriatingly spot-on opinion, have been recycled and regurgitated too many times, and listicles that I really wish writers would write:

  1. 10 Reasons Why My Marriage Rules, and Your Marriage Sucks
  2. 12 Pictures of Muscled/Lean Men/Women doing Workouts That You Will Never Do
  3. 64 Reasons Why He Hates You (But Is In Love With Your Whore of a Good Friend) (Tip: You make all your friends look hotter just by standing next to them)
  4. 78 Reasons Why Listicles Are Making People Think They Are Writers (and a bonus 10 Reasons Why They Are Not)
  5. 241 Reasons Why Every Writer Should Love Writing Listicles
  6. 2 Reasons Why I Hate Listicles
  7. 892 Reasons Why People Don't Give A Rat's Arse About This List

So why did I only list seven things in my listicle? Well, I had reached seven, and then something more interesting than writing came up on the television (the Real Housewives of Melbourne). That is one more advantage of the listicle. You can stop anytime you want and no one can accuse you of quitting halfway.

Yeah. I definitely love listicles.