Friday, June 17, 2011

Chinese, Indian or Anak Malaysia? I Ask, Does It Matter ?


With Fathers' Day just two days away, it might not seem as surprising that there is a growing sense of entitlement among fathers of the world, whether or not they are deserving of such accolades and gifts.

However, the recent story involving Subang Jaya assemblywoman Hannah Yeoh and her husband, who is of Indian descent, and their decision to register their newly born daughter as "Chinese", after failing to firstly register her as "anak Malaysia", and failing again in their attempt to leave the race column blank, which had some parties up in arms, reeks of the stench of dirty politics, racial and gender intolerance, and plain stupidity, rather than the warm father-daughter stories that fills the fourth estate during such festive times.

Stupidity No 1 - The Memorandum

"Earlier, scores of Indians from various non-governmental organisations in Petaling Jaya handed over a memorandum to Lim at the MCA complaints bureau here."

Who has so much spare time that they can draft and submit a memorandum on a personal decision made by parents for their own child? This is clearly a matter that should be decided by no one else but the child's parents, and anybody who tries to impose their values and beliefs on others often merely reveal themselves to be bigots (in this case, bigots who would rather waste their time on writing memorandums on things that do not concern them than on issues that do).

Maybe the Chinese community should also write a memorandum demanding that the courts annul the marriage, as her decision to marry outside her race has demeaned the Chinese.

While we are at it, I would gladly write a memorandum protesting her decision to marry a man, which demeans the womenfolk, and is clearly a political ploy to get support from the male voters.

To the Memorandum Writing Mobile!

Stupidity No 2 - The Sexist Card Played

"The group's spokesman P. Balakrishnan said Yeoh's husband Ramachandran Muniandy had demeaned the Indians by not standing up for his right to decide the race of his child.

He urged the NRD to cancel the baby's birth certificate and issue a fresh one identifying her race as “Indian”."

In case this point wasn't made clearly in the preceding paragraph, this matter should be resolved solely by a joint decision by both the father and mother of the child without coercion of influence of others (except maybe nosy mother-in-laws).

A joint-"decision" made by mutual agreement by the parents, and in this case, the mother has as much right as the father to "decide the race of the child". It is neither stated in any judicial precedent or constitution that the father has an inalienable right  to "decide" on matters such as this, and it is definitely not the right of any community or group to make this "decision" as well.

Stupid No 3 - "Deciding" On A Race Is An OxyMORON.

To be absolutely clear, race is not religion. One cannot choose your race, even if one is of mixed parentage. Children from mixed marriages may have documents that says so otherwise, but when your DNA and genes consist of more than one race, I am sorry, you are of mixed race. As an adult of sound mind, I cannot just decide one day to change my race from Chinese to the obviously much superior race, the Caucasians.

Unless one can scientifically prove that the child is more Indian than Chinese, that she will grow up to have darker skin rather than yellow, or have big and beautiful eyes rather than small ones, how can anyone say that registering her as one race and not the other is wrong?

Stupidity No 4 - The Politic Card Rears Its Ugly Snake Infested Head

"Selangor MCA has expressed its sympathy to the Indian community who are unhappy with Subang Jaya assemblyman Hannah Yeoh over the racial identity of her newborn baby girl.

“Her husband is an Indian and it is customary to name the child's ethnicity as Indian,” he said, adding the assemblyman's initial stance to define her baby as anak Malaysia (child of Malaysia) was politically motivated."

Of course if was politically motivated!

It was all part of a grand evil plan, right from the boring conception process till the painful and laborious process of, erm, labour, Hannah's intention of having a baby is to score valuable political points.

In fact, her whole marriage is a farce, a scam to make inroads into the Indian community amd gain political mileage and their precious votes come election time. By marrying one of their own, her depraved and despicable intention was to be accepted by the Indian voters.

Now that her insidious schemes have been uncovered by the obviously politically-neutral and heartbroken-over-plight-of-Indians Selangor MCA, and it's advisor, Datuk C.K. Lim, rumor has it that she intends to divorce her husband and abandon her daughter, lie low for a short period of time, then emerge with another evil plan to marry someone from the Malay race.

Stupidity No 5 - The Parents

Marriage in itself already presents an infinite amount of challenges. Factor in mixed race marriages, political ambitions and living your life under public scrutiny, and you have a fairly combustible combination.

Is it too unreasonable to expect that the topic of the resulting union's children be brought up for discussion much earlier in the marriage, or better still, the pre-I Do stage? A reasoned discussion held prior to the birth between the parents can then be shared with the public, in case a small group of busy bodies who purports to represent a community questions the parents' decision.

Is it also unreasonable to expect that an experienced elected politician to know that the moment you opt to register your child as "anak Malaysia", you will be stirring up the proverbial hornet's racial nest and have everything including the Federal Constitution thrown at the general direction of your face?

Furthermore, "anak Malaysia" was your first choice? How about "Indian-Chinese"? "Chinese-Indian"? Even "dan lain-lain" would have been less controversial than "anak Malaysia".

For full story on this non-issue, please refer to the article in The Star:
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/6/17/nation/8918687&sec=nation

DOODLES...Pancake & Elephant


Imperfect in many ways, but still proud enough for it to be shared with the world.

Copyright © 2011 Tan Jia Shiun. All rights reserved.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Untitled - III

Life is short.

Each day is too precious to be wasted on not doing things that you absolutely love to do.

Each day is too valuable to be spent doing things which at the end of it all, you can't say that you have lived a remarkable life.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

WORLD OCEANS DAY - SEATRU at CHAGAR HUTANG



Today is World Oceans Day, and I figure it would be a suitable time to pen down my experiences with one of its oldest and most mysterious inhabitants, the sea turtles.

Being a participant stuck the endless corporate rat race, I was sold by the idea of being marooned for eight days, on a small quaint private beach named Chagar Hutang, Redang Island, sequestered from the outside world, with no cellular phone reception,  no daily newspapers, and no contact with anyone else other than my fellow volunteers, the research assistants, the two caretakers and our nightly guests who crawls up the sandy beaches to nest.



Our days were filled with performing chores around the research center, such as recording the position of the new nests in relation to the grids on the beach, patrolling for egg predators like ghost crabs or monitor lizard, and cleaning the beach. In between all this, we were able to lounge around the hammocks, and catching up on books that we meant to read but never had the time to (for the record, I devoured within a week, Freakanomics by by Steven D. Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner, Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, and Animal Farm by George Orwell).

Things got interesting at night though, when the nesting hours begin.

We start recording data once the turtles land on the beach. We recorded the time that lapsed between her landing and the commencement of the body-pitting process, the depth of the nest once she starts laying her eggs, the length and width of its carapace (that's the top part of her shell, for the uninitiated) and mark the nest for further work the next morning.




If the nesting turtle has been previously tagged on its front fins, the tag numbers are also jotted down. If not, well, volunteers are also trained to perform tagging in the absence of the research assistants or the caretakers (A tip for future taggers, do not flinch just because the fins move, and neither should you blame those who were holding up the torch lights for you).




I remember the first night we spent on the beach. A comforting silence was shared among us while we laid on the mats placed upon the uneven sand, gazing at the billions of stars lighting up the clear heaven skies. It was truly a humbling experience. The cloudless skies even gave me a glimpse of a streaking shooting star, a sight rarely seen in the smog filled and light polluted city skies.

How many of us can truly say that we have fallen asleep beneath the twinkling stars, only to be softly woken up by falling raindrops or the sounds of sand gently displaced by the strong fins of a sea turtle crawling up the beach?

The sea turtles were another sight to behold. Large and weighing over 100 kilograms each, these ancient gentle giants returns every nesting season to the same beach on which they were hatched many years ago. I've had the priviledge of observing turtles both on land and in the sea. Early in 2011, I swam with a couple of sea turtles in Pulau Perhentian, trying to keep up while the turtles swam effortlessly right underneath me. While they may seem clumsy and slow on land, in the water, they glide gracefully from feeding at the bottom of the sea bed to the surface of the sea for air.

There were other experiences to be had at Chagar Hutang other than the turtles. We were given a guided hike up a hill for an aerial view of Turtle Rock, and on days when our feet yearns for a little pampering, we headed to the natural prawn spa, where baby prawns at a stream nibbles away at the dead skins around any part of your body that you dare dip in. Beware, it is intensely ticklish! 




On our final day, we were extremely lucky that one of the turtles decided to hang around till the morning sun dawned on us. This gave us the opportunity to quickly snap a photo of us with the turtle, without the burst of camera flashes which could potentially scare the little critter, especially in the dark covers of the night.




The good people of SEATRU ("Sea Turtles Research Unit") and UMT ("University Malaysia Terengganu") have been tireless in promoting the awareness of sea turtle conservation. They are one of the eco-warriors that we must recognise and applaud, more so on World Oceans Day.




So for what it is worth, go find out more about the various programs that SEATRU have for different folks from different age groups, and if you are willing to, sign up for the volunteer program and I can assure you that it will be an experience that you will treasure (and maybe even blog about...) for the rest of your life.

Please visit the following sites:

Monday, May 30, 2011

FUI - Flying Under the Influence

Men + Alcohol + Hot Nubile Young Women = Incredible stupidity, flight delays, and risk of criminal conviction.

Making it's way around the Internet today is a piece of news coming from the land of the free and weird, America, where a man was charged with making threats against the passengers of an Atlanta-bound Delta flight, while airborne. The man, Bryan Sisco, 40, was alleged to have made these threats in a drunken attempt to flirt with 25 years old Danielle Valimont.


Bryan Sisco's mug shot - Van Damme lookalike

It was reported that Mr. Sisco's frenetic bragging was the result of being heavily under the influence of alcohol. This was later disputed by Ms. Valimont who claimed that there was no hint of alcohol in his breath and behaviour, just very very bad flirting.

A picture of Danielle Valimont - the one in white

Reading this reminded me of my flight back from Phuket, Thailand a couple of weeks back where there were two young Caucasian ladies sitting one row in front of me. One was very quiet and looked very "cool", while the other seemed a little chatty and louder than normal, and in her hand, a can of beer. I overheard the beer drinking lady apologizing to a young couple beside her, whom she have been trying to make small talk with, saying "Excuse me if I'm asking too many questions, I have been drinking the whole day". *hic...

When we landed, after the flight attendant had given her usual "thank you and hope you have enjoyed the flight" speech, Ms. "I've-been-drinking" quipped loudly, "well, we would have enjoyed it more if you had served alcohol during the flight!".

Tsk tsk. Drinking and flying - not advisable for either white supremacist looking bald headed gentlemen, nor attractive looking blond white young ladies.

For a full account of the Delta flight incident, please visit:

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/05/28/bryan-sisco-delta-passenger-causes-flight-diversion-over-bizar/

And as re-told personally by Ms. Valimont, her blog:

http://dl2060.wordpress.com/2011/05/22/10-minutes/

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Closeted Artist (One Can Dream, Right?)

Allow me to indulge in a little bit of reminiscing.

Back when I was in primary school, I made my first, an thus far only, sale of an original artwork. I wrote and drew a Doraemon story on a couple of A4 sized paper, made a few photocopies and sold it to my class mates for a few cents a copy.

This little episode dates back close to twenty years, and while I've taken the path well trodden and so familiar with many Asian lower-middle income children and went into a career in accountancy, the fondness for drawing stayed with me.

I drew on tables, by using my preferred medium for drawing, erasable (and eventually erased) pencils, both in secondary school and in college. I remember a drawing of a koala on the common study area in college gaining one or two fans whom I saw copying the drawing onto pieces of paper.

During my six year employment in a big 4 accounting firm, I was further presented with opportunities to satiate my inner artist.


The cover of the book

I was given the chance to assist in a Business Development Center of my firm in their efforts to produce a guidebook to be distributed to the regional firms partners.


One of the pages in "Ideas"

I was requested to produce approximately thirty illustrations, like this...

Put yourself in your clients' shoes

...and this...


Don't take things lightly



Then, in the middle of 2010, there was the launch of an audit improvement project, where there were balloons aplenty.



The people who made project balloons a success
 
The aim of that Saturday morning was to produce as many as possible, illustrated balloons within other illustrated balloons, so that when the outer balloon which represents a negative habit, is burst, it reveals the inner balloon which is decorated with positive messages.


Working hard on a Saturday morning


Finally, before I sign off this entry, the last drawing opportunity I had in the firm came via the 2010 Corporate Responsibility project, which introduced me to the world of digital coloring, turning this...



...to this...

Something about turtle migration...

...and this...




...to this...

Something about turtle loyalty...

..and this....

 



...to this...


Something about the sleeping patterns of turtles


and finally, this...

 

...to this...

Something about how turtles are mostly vegetarians..

Each of the above were used as posters and contained fun facts about sea turtles, and were posted at bulletin boards in many levels of the office building.

So, anyone willing to pay a few cents for photocopies of any of the above illustrations?

(Note: Balloons no longer available - we got cheap ones and they didn't last very long)

Friday, May 27, 2011

Office Romance: A Fatal Attraction?


No, these two aren't dancing. Think a little dirtier.

Having spent six years in a firm where a majority of its employees are aged between their early 20s and 30s, not married, and where a culture of working late into the night amongst a band of closely knitted team mates, bonded by their fight against oppressive deadlines and incomprehensible purported work documents, I have seen my fair share of office romances and scandals.

Even though, I am a firm believer that one's civil liberties to romance anyone their heart (or loins) desire should not be infringed upon by office policies, there are certain limitations and safeguards that should be in place. An office relationship, if done appropriately, need not be fatal to either the romance or one's careers.

For example, a relationship of supervisory-subordinate nature (also known as the "Hierarchical Workplace Romance") should be transparent, although affections should not be publicly displayed.

Upon the formation of on office relationship, higher management should be notified. If conflict of interest arises due to such relationship, either party of the relationship should be transferred to another department immediately to prevent accusations and perceptions among others of sexual favouritism or bias, especially in areas of salary increments, bonuses or promotions.

If a hierarchical workplace romance is kept hidden, and during the affair the lower ranked partner in the relationship was promoted or obtained a favourable performance appraisal, other colleagues may have sound basis to lodge complains to the company's ethical committee or a court of law, should the truth about the relationship surfaces, even if the promotion or appraisal was given based on actual successes of the employee.

A hopeless romantic will say that we cannot choose who we love, but we have the free will to determine who we tell about it. Do not be foolish to think that a workplace romance can be completely kept hidden from your colleagues or bosses infinitely. The consequences of concealment will be far more painful than being public about the relationship right from the get-go.

An article in International Journal Business Research analyses the various aspect of office romance:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/article/International-Journal-Business-Research/178900240.html

(Authors note: The above advice does not take into account extra-marital affair, in which case, shame on you!)