Trim Your Guest List by Ranking Your Friends

 

 

The biggest challenge one faces in planning a party is the guest list.

 

If, like me, you are very likable, popular and have a large social circle, and yet not rich enough to own a mansion like Mr. Jay "Old Sport" Gatsby to throw large extravagant parties inviting everyone in town, you will likely be forced to whittle down a guest list to a number which your humble apartment can accommodate.

 

And with the cost of holding functions in hotels and restaurants reaching astronomical heights, one can only reserve a limited number of tables before one unconsciously begins to Google the process of applying for bankruptcy.

 

While discussing this with a friend of mine who is planning his wedding luncheon, I suggested that when faced with the predicament of pruning the guests list, one must put aside the vague arbitrary concept of emotions and feelings, and adopt a rational approach.

 

The strategy that I proposed, which I will trademark soon in case any event planners plagiarise it, is a point ranking system, where each potential guest is given points based on certain established criteria and the guests with the lowest points are given the boot.

 

CRITERIA

 

1. Guest you are in constant contact vs. guests you haven't seen in a decade

 

Friends whom you see at least once a week gets awarded 5 points each, while those whom you see at least once a month must only be contented with 3 points. Those whom you have socialised with at least in the past one year deserves only 1 point. Anybody whom you haven't seen in more than twelve months gets zero points.

 

Special bonus points goes to people whom you don't see as often, but still keeps in contact over the phone. (Note: Facebook or other forms of social media's birthday messages don't count)

 

2. People who are lights up the room vs. people who wears grim and sombre like a pair of earrings.

 

We all know people who are able to almost immediately command the attention of any room they walk into, and are able to have interesting conversation with a group of strangers only introduced to them a few minutes ago. These people deserves 5 points. Having these guests in your party implies that you, the host, is interesting too, that such charming personalities would grace your event.

 

At the end of the spectrum are people who tried being happy once, and it almost killed them. They go around the room complaining about their jobs, their spouses, the food, other people who complains too much; and they just kill any mood you may have tried to imbued into your party. These people get only 1 point (Just so that they have one less reason to complain).

 

The middle rung in this are the people who just stand around, nodding at everything the charmers say, and smiling politely. They usually only talk to the person next to them and never address a group of more than one. Give them 3 points for being the pedestals for the charmers to stand on.

 

3. People who are good looking vs. people who aren't

 

Your party may not make the event pages of Esquire or GQ, but there will be tonnes of photos taken, and shared insouciantly on Instagram even before the last spit or puke is cleaned from the toilet floor.

 

Hence, it is important to ensure that your guest list is filled with people who have got ten pounds to spare for the camera lenses.

 

Go through their Facebook profiles and identify people who are photogenic, with an average of 1,000 likes for their profile pictures and selfies. Give these people 5 points.

 

The second tier would be people who may not look good from the neck up, but has the moral flexibility to show a little more skin, hence upping the "Hot" quotient. Give them 3 points for, well, fashion sense.

 

For those who are average looking and dresses like they do not care about being seen, award them 1 point. These are the ones who will fit in nicely at the sides of the group photos, enhancing the looks of the beautiful people in the middle. They can also be the designated photographers for the night, thus eliminating the risk of them appearing in too many photos of that night.

 

(Note: Be wary of people with pictures of pets, cartoons or landscapes, on their profile pictures. If you have to hide behind Spot's photo with his slobbering tongue hanging out, you have some serious grooming to do my friend)

 

Bonus points to yourself if you are able to locate enough beautiful people and yet, as the host, remain in the top 1 percentile of the lookers in your party.

 

4. People who are useful vs. people who sits on their ass

 

Anyone who offers to bring the booze and/or clean up after the party automatically gets a place in your guest list, whether or not they are good looking or charismatic. These naturally helpful, essential, unofficial, crew of the event will make or break your evening and having them around means having people to boss. 5 points to them!

 

There will also be people in your draft guest list who has a reputation of being voracious eaters. These are people you want in your party, but not at the very beginning, but towards the end when they can help to ensure that there are no leftovers. Try lying to them that the party starts at 9pm when in fact you have told the other guests to come at 7pm. These folks gets 3 points.

 

Those who refuses to lift a finger other than to indicate the number of champagne they want, deserves a finger to their face themselves. No points for such seat fillers.

 

5. People whose weddings, birthdays, etc. you want to attend vs. those you don't

 

I have known people who have been forced to invite people whom they loathe to their parties, just because the former was previously invited to an earlier event by the latter.

 

Thus if you turn it around, say, you know that a rich person throws lavish parties that you would like to be invited to. Award them 5 points, if these rich folks aren't assholes (they usually aren't...rich people are mostly quite nice people) then you have a foot through their heavy and expensive mahogany doors.

 

Anybody else gets zero points for this criterion.

 

6. People who pays your salary vs. people who leeches off you

 

Look. There are inherently more important people in this world than others. They have reached their station in life through hard work and determination, and hence have been granted authority over certain areas of your life.

 

Such as promotion.

 

Job security.

 

And to repay their mercy in ensuring your kids have food to eat and iPads to waste their lives on, these bosses of yours deserves at least 5 points each.

 

Speaking of kids, your leeching children can be left out of your guest list. Zero points.

 

So there you have it, a fool proof system of ensuring that you have the most dynamic guest list possible for your party. Be prepared for a lot of hurt feelings and offences being taken by people who do not make the list, but fortify yourself for you know that this was what science has dictated - and that only deserving people have made it to your party, no doubt making it an event people will be talking about for years to come.

 

Even if talking about it means cursing it like a sailor with a stubbed toe.

The Only Way To Explore Chiang Mai - Biking

The biting cold wind was snapping at us.

"Oh!" she shrieked gleefully, as she negotiated another 90 degree bend without using the brakes, "This is just like a roller coaster!"

"This," I replied, trying to impose a sense of authority with my voice, "Is not like a roller coaster. We do not have a hydraulic harness strapping us in. We do not even have seat belts."

My pleas fell on ears deaf and filled with confidence and the adrenaline thrill of riding one of these vehicles for the first time.

I was riding pillion on a rented motorcycle behind a beginner rider, with our companions, Mike and Am, trailing closely in their motorcycle.

The sun was setting just beyond the valley of viridian green foliage and misty grey. It was beautiful, but also foreboding as  we have no intention of being stuck in the mountains when it is dark and cold.

"Slow down," I repeat for the tenth time, my lips trembling while I spoke, either from fear or from the chill. Or both.

"Is my hair getting in your face?"

"Yes, they are quite annoying. Just like everything else that is attached to the other end of your hair."

"Whaaaat...?"

"You heard me," I said, grinning.

She turned her head and glared at me. Not the most appropriate time for a joke at the expense of someone who has got absolute control of my life at this moment, I thought, as she again conveniently forgets the existence of the brakes.

It got better though. Way better.

After a few minutes, I could tell that, as her confidence grew,  Kat had the machine purring to her every whims and wants, and I learned to relax. My fingers, which were previously clenched tightly around the steel bars attached to the back of the bike, let go.

The wind, though still frosty, was refreshing.

I remembered how much I like wind. If I were asked to choose my favourite amongst rain, sun, snow, or wind, wind would, well, win.

 

Racing through the villages of Samoeng, one can really get lost in the whole experience. The undulating foot of mountains forming valleys that begs for breath-taking viewing by all those who passes by the mountain roads.



My riding buddies, Am, Kat & Mike.

The exhilaration of zipping left and right on the quiescent roads, downhill, the thrill of the experience, made me understand why some people indulge in motorcycles of various sizes and power, and take long distance bike road trips.

As much as we look forward to being back in the old city of Chiang Mai where we can fill our hungry bellies, we were also not in a hurry to forget being in the present, in the presence of nature and all that she has to offer.

The day had started differently for our quartet, though. With Mike and myself giving the girls a ride, we left Chiang Mai city around noon and had intended to make our way up Doi Suthep mountain to visit the Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep temple.

As we approached the peak of the 1,676 metres granite mountain, Kat realised that she had left her pouch bag outside the hostel. We tried, in vain, to search for the phone number of the hostel. We then decided to make our way down to the hostel, as hastily as possible.

The pouch bag contained important documents, as well as irreplaceable photographs in the digital camera.

By any estimation, our ride back down took half the time it did for us to get to the nearly-top of the mountain.

Luck had not abandon us though, as Kat found that her pouch had been safely returned to the hostel receptionist, and nothing was missing from it. In fact, although I am not one who believes in fate or destiny, it was probably preordained that the left-behind pouch would lead to a chat with the receptionist, who recommended that we take the scenic ride around Doi Suthep mountain, pass the Tiger Kingdom, and back via Canal Road (Kaukhlong Chouprathan road) - a biking route the receptionist had took herself just a couple of weeks ago.

 

We followed her recommendation - and I now had the awesome experience which I just shared in the preceding paragraphs.

 

There is a lesson to be learned here, I guess;

Life screws you over once in a while.

 

But if you just keep on going, with a positive attitude and without fear (but holding tightly to that steel metal bar), you may just find something good after the next killer 90 degrees bend in the road.

 

Something like a roller coaster ride.

Serendipity - An Encounter With Music, Dreams and Vengeful Flower Pots

Serendipity - The accident of finding something desirable or useful while not specifically searching for it.

I had resigned myself to a night of reflection in front of the soft, warm, pulsating, glow of a computer monitor, quenching my thirst with bottled milk tea from the twenty-four hours convenience store.

It was my third night in Chiang Mai, the northern city of Thailand, but my first night within the old city compound, surrounded by modern civilisation and it's various amenities like running water and electricity. I had just returned midday from three days of trekking through the jungles around Mae Taeng district, and was contend to laze the night away.

Chiang Mai, though, the devious old lady, had other plans for me.

Walking back to my dormitory, surrounded by thoughts of how to word my experiences of my journey so far, I barely took notice of a group of people congregating on the steps of a barber shop, which neighbours a store that sells hippie-ish clothing for people four sizes smaller than me. What caught my attention though, was the sweet simple melodies of Radiohead, and the lyrics that have enchanted me since I heard the cover by Jamie Cullum.

"...don't leave me high...don't leave me dry..."

Stopped in my tracks, I stood there to discern where the music was coming from. I had to strain my eyes across the dimly lit street, and could make out the outline of probably a group of ten people just chilling out. Some were playing the guitar and ukulele, with some singing along, while others were just drinking beer and talking.

My halt caught the awareness of one of the participant in this little soiree, a German guy, who gestured at me with a beer bottle in his hand, to join them.

The hunger for music, unsatiated since I was in Bangkok, repressed by the beauty and melancholy of Ayutthaya, and forgotten as I slept with the sound of crickets in Mae Taeng forest, quickly resurfaced and I couldn't resist the opportunity to give my vocal chords a workout, accompanied by the sounds of a guitar.

It was there I was introduced to an eclectic group of people, united by their love for music, beer, fashion, and the night air of Chiang Mai. There was Man, the unofficial leader of the pack; Si, the unassuming yet stylish owner of the barber shop bearing his likeness as its logo; the twins, Tam and Ton, both equally adept at the guitar and the ukulele; Daf, the owner of a funky pink Vespa which I scratched (more on that later); and the kids, Ice, Champ & Po.

I learned too that the German man who invited me over was called Pascal, a long-term tourist in Thailand (Nine months and counting).

And then there was Sonia, a trained architect from Madrid, who is searching for her different path in life after two years in the corporate sector in Shanghai, China. Between swigs and puffs, she shared her dream of being a designer in Pai, marrying the exquisite skills of local handicraft makers, in particular, people who work with leather materials, with the contemporary beatnik design of today's youth, and marketing them in her Spanish home market. She spoke of the beauty of Spain, and the contradictions of the glass and concrete city of Shanghai. She spoke of being broke, and of friends whom have reached out to help her.

I never got her last name, and she left before the night ended, but it was a conversation that was worthy of remembrance.

Our engaging little conversation was interrupted only by an unfortunate incident involving a lady falling off from her scooter a few feet away from where we were seated. She must have lost control of her vehicle due to the slippery road, wet from the rain and the continuing drizzle. People rushed to her aid (including us). She was more in shock than anything else, but just in case, the emergency services were alerted and she was sent to the nearest hospital in an ambulance.

The night continued with more beer and music - I got to contribute not just by belting Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's Somewhere Over The Rainbow, but also by buying a few bottles of Singha beer. A form of entrance fee, perhaps, an initiation of sorts, to join this group.

(A note to those who has desires to drink with the locals in Chiang Mai, but they tend to avoid Chang beer, as it has the reputation of being less forgiving the next day, leaving those who had consumed one too many with a punishing hangover. I learned this after realising the bottles of Chang beer I had bought had remained untouched, and I surreptitiously exchanged the Chang beer with the preferred Singha beer at the opposite convenience store.)

Alas, all good things must come to an end, and so must this fortuitous night in Chang Mai. With my cognitive abilities peripherally and temporarily blunted by alcohol, I mistook two strangers for friends that I had met in the earlier parts of my journey, and I went out to greet them, jumping unto a cement flower pot, which contained soil, but no flora.

The cement pot must have disagreed with me though, since it decided at that very moment to give way to my heft, sending my ass and my pride to the ground, bruising both. A part of the cement pot hit the aforementioned Vespa, and left a deep scratch on the side of its bodywork.

I was deeply apologetic for causing the mini incident, but my new friends were sufficiently sympathetic, and laughed about it good-heartedly, but Man surmised the whole thing succinctly - "You fucked up, bro".

In a way, he was right. I fucked up, small time. But even with my milk tea untouched, and my calves left with cuts that stung, I had one of the most interesting nights throughout my journey through Thailand.

It was serendipitous.

I Have a Rendezvous with Death by Alan Seeger (1888 - 1916)

I have a rendezvous with Death
At some disputed barricade,
When Spring comes back with rustling shade
And apple-blossoms fill the air—
I have a rendezvous with Death
When Spring brings back blue days and fair.
It may be he shall take my hand
And lead me into his dark land
And close my eyes and quench my breath—
It may be I shall pass him still.
I have a rendezvous with Death
On some scarred slope of battered hill,
When Spring comes round again this year
And the first meadow-flowers appear.
God knows 'twere better to be deep
Pillowed in silk and scented down,
Where love throbs out in blissful sleep,
Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
Where hushed awakenings are dear...
But I've a rendezvous with Death
At midnight in some flaming town,
When Spring trips north again this year,
And I to my pledged word am true,
I shall not fail that rendezvous. -

The Two Boys In Front Of Angkor Wat

Yet, fate has dealt a hand far less favorable for this Khmer boy.

The boy and the baby

They try to turn a blind eye towards them, but everywhere they look, they are greeted by the same scene, just different children. And children they were. Some, like the little infant pictured above, barely a few months old.

I overhear one tourist, a mother, telling her son this; that we shouldn't encourage them by giving them handouts, that there are many cases where children are used by syndicates and passed around to beg in places which are popular with tourist.

A sense of anger overwhelmed me as I shot a glance at this family who was walking beside me. I guess it is easy to judge and pass such judgement when you are carrying a branded handbag and talking to your son with Nike on his feet. 

Even if it were true that such syndicates exist, and I believe they do, does anyone think that the children in such situation had a choice? Did the older, I presume, sibling choose sitting on muddy stone pathways feeding the baby with a banana, instead of idling his time away, playing in the watery moats surrounding Angkor Wat? Is the baby even aware of where he is?

I did not take another step further from these two boys towards the temple ruins, but turned back and searched for a stall that sells some rice. I bought a packet of steam rice with soup and a bottle of cold water. Together with what I hope would not be his only meal for the day, I dropped a few thousand Riel into the straw hat in front of the boy with the infant.

I left them with a heavy heart. One thing that really tore at me was the age of the infant. She was probably born around the same time as my precious baby niece. Yet, fate has dealt a hand far less favorable for this Khmer boy. I cannot possibly imagine my niece being subjected to sitting in the punishing sun, exposed to the rain, weary and crying out for just the comfort of having a full stomach and a little bit of shade.

A tourist pays 20 US dollars for a day at Angkor Wat, and a quick internet check shows that tourist arrivals exceeded 3 million in 2012, which means that approximately 60 million US dollars is collected annually. One wonders, if any of the gates proceeds goes towards the communities that surrounds the UNESCO World Heritage Site. 

Any foreign tourist that travels to Cambodia would, without a doubt, make Angkor Wat (and its surrounding temple ruins, such as Angkor Thom) the number one priority in terms of a place of interest to visit.

If the government was concerned about the reputation of Siem Reap, which as beautiful as it is, seems to have poverty and disadvantaged families pockmarked around the city, it appears, at least on the surface, as if they are not doing anything to fix it.

Within the walls of Angkor Wat

Angkor Wat is certainly beautiful. Against the bright blue skies, I climbed the steep stone stair cases of the temple, sat in quiet contemplation on top of intricately carved stones, marvel at the carvings on the nagas that have withstand the corrosion of time and nature, and felt the wind on my face as it passed through the pavilions and galleries, the same wind that have soothe the kings and monks of many centuries ago. Yet, the image that left the deepest imprint, the experience that was most indelible, was my encounter with the two boys in front of Angkor Wat.

Writing Drunk *Burp

An Irish bar where the band sings depressing Thai love songs? I walked out without ordering.

Writing drunk. That was the goal of the evening. Goal, not achieved. Apparently, in Thailand, as in anywhere I guess, the cheaper the poison, the less potent it is, and you can get really cheap beer here.

Why write drunk? Call me Jack Kerouac influenced, whose unreadable, incomprehensible tome "On The Road" has been failing me, or maybe it is me failing it, at every turn of the page. Maybe I can add writing drunk to my "pail list" - I defy any honest Malaysian who has ever used a "bucket" before in his life instead of a pail...or a scooper. The only buckets any Malaysian has ever encountered contains 6 ice cold bottles of beer.

Be drunk, but don't be stupid.

The unfortunate scam artist has the unfortunate circumstances of meeting a not so stupid me. Telling me that my shorts will not allow me to enter the Grand Palace, and then switching tactic to saying that the Palace is closed due to a ceremony, he tried to coax us, lure us, into paying him for a tour to Lucky Buddha and other attractions, which actually may even be cheaper than the official entrance fee to the Grand Palace, which cost THB 500.

Who is us, by the way? Well, I had the great pleasure of making the acquaintance of a fellow solo traveler - Kevin from China. It was a welcome respite from walking the streets of Bangkok alone, having someone to chat with and exchange stories of our travels. Getting to know more people on the road was another goal I set for myself before I set out, so could this friendship be a turning point?

I found out soon enough that a journey such as this can have many turning points.

After a less than satisfying bowl of wanton noodles, much of it owing to its portions rather than its taste - I was eager to sit down with a pint of bitter and listen to some music. I hummed "Oh Danny Boy" as I traversed the streets of Sathorn - I was disappointed as I finally placed my bum on the high chair.

An Irish bar where the band sings depressing Thai love songs? I walked out without ordering.

Meh. Two nights in Bangkok does not a journey make.

Bangkok -  a paradise for shopaholics and those horny for paid sex. There are many more things to offer, I am sure, but not for one who is looking for something that means a little bit more. I guess this is as good an ending as anything I'll be able to cook up for now, so I'll leave it at that, before I start slurring my writing. 

The Decline of The Backpacking Culture?

By the time I realised she was there in the top bunker, I have already put on my pants.

I for one cannot say if the backpackers culture had change, since this is the first time I am doing it and I have nothing to compare it to.

However, based on what I have been reading on the Internet forums and hostel reviews, it does appear that the people that one meets on a backpacking trail seem to be less and less friendlier. Maybe it could be the race thing, or the perceived language gap, or even the Anglophile tendencies of our Asian brothers and sisters, but so far into my maiden journey as a backpacking traveller sleeping in hostels, I have felt less than welcomed by my fellow travellers and the hostel staff.

Case in point, my eight bed mixed room dormitory. The air was so still and cold, and silence seems to be the order of the day, even though I had two other dorm "mates" who managed nary a nod in recognition of each other's existence.

I didn't bother with either of them when I left the dormitory in the evening for dinner and an exploration of the Silom area of Bangkok. After a few good hours of satisfying my wanderlust, I headed back to my hostel, early by any Bangkok-holiday-goers' standards. Even so, my two dorm mates beat me to it, and when I stepped into the dorm, they were so engrossed with whatever was playing on their electronic devices that no one even noticed a 6 feet, 210 pound man walking in.

Ignoring the two of them, I proceeded to get ready my toiletries for my shower.

Once I was done cleaning up, I walked back barefooted to the dorm, wrapped only in my towel. It was obvious that both of them had not moved an inch, and yes, there was still an unsettling silence that filled the air.

I put on my boxers (real man wear boxers...but that's another post entirely) and idly took my time to search for my long pants.

By the time I realised there was a lady at the top bunker I had already zipped up. She must have been there the whole time since I came back from my evening solo outing, and I just failed to notice her.

I am not too sure if she got an eyeful of whatever I had to offer (she did rush out to the toilet after that..presumably to puke or to wash her eyes) but in my defence, she was completely silent when I walked in, and was similarly buried within her laptop.

Which brings me back to my initial point; Are backpackers growing increasingly isolated when they travel? What happened to the Jack Kerouac's beautifully described era of hitchhiking across continents aided only by friendly strangers and the occasional grunting truck drivers?

The night did end a little better as I introduced myself to a Chinese backpacker, who recommended some further activities to be explored tomorrow morning.

A slow start to meeting new people, definitely, but a start nonetheless.

The Many Species Of Horrible Bosses

Bosses.

Most of us have them. Some of us are them. Some are at the same time both bosses to their subordinates (read underlings) and are subordinates themselves (read middle management) to their bosses. Some (read the poorest damned bastards of all) reports to more than one boss at any given time.

They come with different names. CEOs, CFOs, Directors, Partners, Senior Managers, Head of Departments, Supervisors; but whatever their title may be, one thing is for sure: This is a select group of people who can make your life at work either a living hell hole, the paradise of Adam and Eve or anywhere in between.

The general belief is that only people of certain leadership caliber will be gain promotion to a position which puts them in charge of other people in an office, and to certain but progressively diminishing degree, this remains true. However, somewhere along the line, when people started rewarding borderline unethical behavior, passive aggressiveness, and Machiavellian office politic maneuvering to forward their own agenda, those with basic human decency started dropping out or was forced out of the corporate rat race, and those who have no qualms about asking about your pet dog Fifi, while concurrently plotting your downfall in his mind, ascended to positions of leadership.

The strange thing is, most of the bosses who are feared and loathed in office due to some flaws in their personalities, are actually quite nice, or at least normal, people out of the office. Men and women who are loved by their family and friends and are held in high regard among their community, suddenly mutates without reason into the worst versions of themselves when they step on the dull stained carpets of their offices.

 

Saying "Thank You": The Lost Art of Graciousness

The simplest example of bosses who could do with a little introspection, are those who sees expressions of gratitude or appreciation for their subordinates' effort as some deformed interpretation of weakness. Why teach pre-school children manners such as saying "please" and "thank you" when their parents are not doing the same in the office? The epidemic of this reluctance to say a simple "thank you" at the end of a meeting or discussion has reach such worrying levels that a boss who does utter these two words are often cited (albeit in hushed tones) as exemplary, when instead this should be the sort of normal behavior one would expect from a leader of an organization.

Rare also is the boss who maintains eye contacts with their employees while in a conversation with the latter. Some bosses attempts to intimidate their staff by not acknowledging the presence of a staff sitting in front of them, all the while giving instructions and not tearing his or her eyes away from the computer monitor.

Ajahn Brahm, a Buddhist monk, said in his book that "the person who is most important to you is the person who is in front of you right now". No matter who the person is, or what station in life is he is compared to you, if you give them the attention and attentiveness that is required, you will gain the respect and admiration of the person that you are currently engaged in. If you allow yourself to be constantly distracted, you will convey the message that he or she is not worth the time spent talking to them.

Which brings us to my next point.

Respect Other People's Time

You make an appointment with them. You wait outside their offices patiently waiting for your allotted time with them. Yet, when the time comes, suddenly something more important than you crops up and you are forced to reschedule.

Another example. You want to make an appointment. He makes you wait. And you wait till midnight, and that's when he says he will see you, and you know you aren't going to leave the office till the first break of dawn.

One more. You are having dinner with your family or friends. Suddenly, your Blackberry vibrates and you can see the dreaded red light blinking. You take your phone out of the casing and read an email from your boss asking you to call him right at this very moment for a very "important" discussion.

A boss may be gracious and humble to the core, but if he does not understand that his subordinates have a life beyond the office walls, and he expects that everyone under his line of management is to be beholden to his Outlook calendar, he has failed as a leader.

While having a good work ethic is instrumental in leading any organization, working late into the night or early mornings is usually an indication of poor time management skills.

 

Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say

Lying and hypocrisy used to be vices which are frowned upon by society. In the modern workplace environment, however, one can observe the rise of such traits amongst those who shove and elbows their way up the corporate ladder.

When one has been reached the pinnacle of their careers by such means, they will resort to such behaviors to remain there. Integrity is just a management buzzword that is spoken but not demonstrated through action. Such a pity. When the subordinates see the upsides such behaviors have on their bosses career, even the most idealistic of employees will raise their hands in defeat, and succumb to either the same behavioral trend, or as mentioned earlier, leave the organization. In the end, a company will be left with a culture not based on integrity, honesty and trust, but one which is toxic and will ultimately harm company a great deal in the long run.

 

Undiagnosed Bipolar Disorder

People who have bosses who are perpetually in a grumpy or foul mood is actually luckier than those who work for a boss with extreme mood swings. Unpredictable with how they might response to any given situation, employees often face extreme stress in having to interact with such bosses.

When a boss can buy donuts for everyone in the office in the morning, and yet scream at half the workforce just because his coffee was weak, right before lunch, you can be certain that there aren't many people who would be queuing up to work for him.

Such a situation will inevitably lead to the staff preferring to avoid the boss, to the detriment of teamwork and collaboration in an organization.

 

No Matter How Unlikely It May Seem, Bosses Are Human Beings Too, Like Us

In spite of the above, it will also serve us well if we remember that our bosses are nonetheless sentient beings with emotions and feelings - and although I have met my fair share of the boss from the deepest pits of Satan's dungeons - not all are hell bent on bringing misery and anguish to our working life.

Sometimes we afford our bosses too much leeway in the way they treat us. We put them on a pedestal surrounded by crocodile infested moats, and we fear them more they deserve to be feared.

Bosses. Most of us have them. Some of us are them. Whichever side of the wall you sit in the office, and whatever title may be engraved on your desk (or pasted on a piece of paper on your cubicle partition), we all end up on the same side of the ground in the end, with the same carvings on a tombstone. So why not be nicer to each other while we still can?

 

Make Your Mark, Make an Impression, Make a Difference, Make....Something.

Every day that you given is another chance that you have to make your mark, to make an impression, and to make a difference in the world.

Middle Management

I am not that high up that I am free from all the shit from upper management, and I am not that green that I naively believe that this is heading somewhere, anywhere. I am middle-management.

The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost

This poem has been on my mind lately.

When I studied it years ago in secondary school, it did not strike a resonance as it does now, after living life as an adult for almost a decade.

"Sorry I could not travel both, and be one traveler"

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost

Managing Change: Transforming a Hard Day into a Great One by Robin Sharma

By Robin Sharma
Author of The #1 Bestseller "The Leader Who Had No Title"

Last week, some smart soul on Twitter asked me to share my thoughts and strategies on turning a so-called "bad day" into a positive one. So he could show leadership versus victimhood. And focus on opportunities versus stay stuck on problems.

Excellent request. Ready to reply. Thank you for asking.

The first idea I'll suggest is that there's really no such thing as a "bad day".
(I still adore Nietzche's genius line: "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.")

Everything that we experience serves our growth + expansion + progress + excellence. Hard times deliver a relentless stream of rich gifts that--properly leveraged--makes us smarter/faster/tougher. And infuse even more success and excellence into your life.

These gifts include:

-- insight and understanding
-- mental and emotional strength
-- greater levels of creativity and ingenuity
-- all-new levels of wisdom + knowledge
-- the confidence delivered via experience
-- higher levels of leadership mastery
-- humility and larger humanity

But, of course, The Blessings Within Adversity are easy to forget. We all have days that frustrate and discourage and irritate us. We all encounter moments that knock us off our game--and diminish our confidence and self-faith. That's just part of the leadership and life ride you and I are privileged to be on. Part of being a human being. And aiming for rare-air.

When faced with a challenging day, many people play the victim. They crumble into retreat, blame conditions and other people and believe they are powerless. But giving away your power is excusing yourself. And no victim ever changed the world.

You're different: a game-changer + exceptional producer + a true leader. So to keep you focused on getting giant things done and staying at your finest on even the most difficult of days, please remember these 6 practical ideas:

#1. All progress is messy. The very nature of any type of growth (business or health or personal or inner, for example) means you'll experience disruption, confusion and what appears to be difficulty. Just keep in mind that problems are progress in wolf's clothing. And that rather than going backward, your challenges are actually showing you you're moving ahead. Brilliantly.

#2. Think Like An Entrepreneur. No matter what you do for a living, embracing the mindset of an entrepreneur will serve you well. Entrepreneurs get that the only way to win is to hunt for the opportunity amid adversity. They get that what makes the best the best is not how you perform when all's going well but how masterfully you show up when everything's falling apart.

#3. Keep Perspective. Here's a good question to ask yourself on a bad day: "Has anyone died here?" Or simply remember that if you're healthy + have work that matters + people who love you + a roof over your head, you're a seriously fortunate person. I guess what I'm suggesting is that gratitude is the antidote to frustration. And that maintaining perspective in times of crisis is a beautiful leadership move.

#4. Manage Your Mindset. Related to keeping perspective is protecting your mindset (mindset's even more valuable than IQ to do world-class work and create a life you love). On a challenging day, it's so easy to start wallowing in self-pity, focusing on what isn't working and getting messed up with negative thinking. So--instead--I encourage you to maintain "a pristine bubble of total focus on your most valuable opportunities." Stop watching the news. Block out the noise of the naysayers (critics are just dreamers gone scared). Clear out any toxicity and get busy achieving giant results.

#5. Fuel You. Your productivity, performance and success are a direct reflection of what's going on in your inner life. The doorway to success opens inward--not outward as the dominant messaging of society suggests to you. So--on a turbulent day--take great care of your "inner assets". Go for a run. Eat like a nutritionist. Write in your journal. Connect with nature. Read the autobiographies of your heroes. Get some rest. Breathe.

#6. Stay Centered on Your Personal Everest. Here's a quote from Leonardo Da Vinci that's served me well over my 16 years as a leadership advisor to The FORTUNE 500 and top entrepreneurs: "Fix your course on a star and you'll navigate any storm." The key to staying strong and passionate is having a ridiculously clear mission and purpose (a vague vision delivers vague results). Know your mountaintop. Be monomaniacally focused on breathtakingly exciting goals. Then, when a hard day hits, you'll take the knock. But keep on going. With greater conviction than ever before.

I celebrate your success. And honour your talents. Keep Leading Without a Title. And go make awesome things happen! Please.

Probabilist

I am neither an optimist or a pessimist.

I am a probabilist, someone who believes that anything, whether inherently good or bad, is probable, or in modern slangology, a "never say never" kind of person.